How Naruto Should End.Everyone dead by a super massive black hole.How Naruto Should End. by LainaofthesandLOL
Here's how it should play out.
As the super massive black hole slowly sucks the Ninja Earth into it, Sakura looks over to Naruto, with tears in her eyes, "This is how it was suppose to be..." and leans in to kiss Naruto.
Naruto blushes, "S-Sakura... what are you-"
Sakura and Naruto passionately kiss as the Earth gets closer to the black hole. Sasuke notices this.. "I wish I had someone to make out with." Karin hears this, and jumps up to kiss Sasuke.
Unaware of Karin coming up behind him, he turns and his lips land into hers.
SCARED, HE CHIDORI'S HER TO DEATH, AND BLOOD AND KARIN GUTS GO ALL OVER THE PLACE... THUS LANDING ON SAKURA AND NARUTO.
"Sasuke, nooooooo!!!" Yells Suigetsu in panic.
Karin is dying, and as she is dying, she grabs Sasuke by the face and makes out with him as blood comes out of her mouth.
Kakashi begins to throw up, and he happens to be throwing up on half dead Gai sensei.
21 / Female / South Carolina
Aspiring astrophysicist or historian
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Supernatural / Perversions / My face IRL / The TSA when they feel up my bum / Star Trek / Jesus / Naruto / Nerds / A half eaten Subway sandwich
I'm rather rude at times, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends. I am known for my humor, intelligence, self confidence, random stories, sociopathic tendencies, and dashing good looks. Aside from those things, I am also a good friend and family member. I respect my friends and everyone who I am fond of. I am also a very logical person to a point. I see life for what it is, I try to understand it. I see past the bullshit that society has sprawled out. Look up, and perhaps maybe you'll understand what I am saying. *wink*
I'm pretty funny and I know I make people laugh. If you don't laugh, then you're like a rock, basically dumb, lifeless and likely covered in parasites or something. Hell if I know what rocks have on them... it entirely has to do with where they are.
I'm pretty open to jokes, but beware, I'm prone to making perverted jokes. I've been known to make people laugh so hard, they nearly take a dump in their pants and throw up.
I mean, some people have flat personalities, so it's hard to make them laugh. Oh well, it's their loss I guess.
I plan on majoring or making a hobby in the field of astrophysics because I feel a great need to dedicate my time and effort into studying space. Space is something that I have always loved, because when I was little, I'd often catch myself looking at the stars. My father taught that to me and would always say, "Look at the stars Atlanta, you'll learn much more than you think from them." He was right, because the stars are us and where we came from. They are what we are. They are us. We are made from them. We are one with the universe.
I find it highly impossible to ignore the possibilities of life out amongst the stars. I find that if we unlock the answers of the universe, that we will unlock the answers to our existence. I don't see anything more important than doing this, because this is what we are and what we are destined to do. We were destined to study the stars, because the stars hold many answers. Life is not what you think it is, and everything has a reason behind it, no matter how simple or complex. Space is way too beautiful and important to ignore and if you were to force yourself into ignoring it, then you are destined to be forever ignorant. If you don't find yourself loving space, then that would be fine, but at least acknowledge that you are one with the universe or perhaps we are not alone in the universe, then I will cease calling you ignorant. One thing I've always come to think, was that if alien life presented itself to us, then all wars and human conflict would end. Don't you think so?
If one doesn't seek meaning through knowledge, then one lacks meaning.
I'm pretty wrapped up in fandoms. I'm big into Supernatural, *blesses it like the holy trinity* The brother Sam, the demon bro Dean and the holy Castiel... *moans* Supernatural is love, Supernatural is life.
Seriously, don't shit talk my boys, because for if you do, I'mma get my hands, reach them up your asshole and RIP your motherfucking liver out. After I do that, I'mma salt it and burn it right in front of you. I'll be chanting some Satanic cult like shit, hella hard, as you twitch on the ground like, "Ayeee, gimmie my liver back!" Ninja, you ain't gonna get that motha fuck'n liver back. That liver gone' be burnt as sheit, all salted and burned. Like, you gonna be like, "Ayeee..." all cry'n and sheit like a lil bitch.
I'm serious about Supernatural, like, I'm one of those people that worship a giant life sized cut out of Castiel. loljk, but no, I actually came close to buying that, like you have no idea tho.
I'm fucking with you. Feel free to shit talk Supernatural. I don't honestly get offended if someone dislikes it, but hey, at least you gave it a try, LMFAO.
I'm a proud trekkie. May Spock declare everlasting logic and Kirk bless us with dashing charm. Don't get me started, Star Trek is basically the foundation of awesomeness. They have a society where human problems are solved and more important things are in mind, such as space. Humans are less savage, unlike the people we have the misfortune to live with in today's time. They value other races, and are at peace with who they are and where they come from, thus making racism irrelevant. When Abraham Lincoln appeared before the crew, he says to Uhura, "What a charming negress. Oh, forgive me, my dear. I know that in my time some use that term as a description of property. " But then Uhura replies, "But why should I object to that term, sir? You see, in our century, we've learned not to fear words." Everyone should learn from the lovely Uhura! You see, the way of the Star Trek is logical! Wars, murder, and racism is irrelevant. Ladies and gentlemen are on equal terms, there is no gender division, and races are equal and feel the term "oppression" to be utterly illogical. People see life for what it is and seek knowledge. They seek meaning and look up to the stars. They have made peace with humanity, and crawled out of the primitive stage. THEY ARE STAR TREK. You mustn't think too hard about this now, because looking at it, it's easy to comprehend. The riots you see on TV, the people you see whining about "privilege" and "oppression" are actually the one's causing the problems. Now, if we could just get rid of those people, or make those people open their eyes to reality, then we'd get past all of this bull. They'd then understand that the riots about a thug that robbed a store, and the riots about race issues aren't actually relevant to life, nor are they relevant to the universe. We have these puny little problems that we THINK are important, but we fail to realize that we a part of a much bigger story. The day humans, like in Star Trek, see extraterrestrials, is the day all wars will end, and all human conflict will cease. Humans will realize that the things they have been doing are the things of the past. The things of the past that make us illogical and shroud our judgement. The day that comes, is the day people will stop killing each other. They'll see more to life. Now, I love my guns, I have many, but for when that peaceful day comes, I will happily throw my guns down and say to the world, "I DON'T NEED THIS ANYMORE." And then look around at TRUE PEACE. *flails arms* FEEL THE LOVE PEOPLE. Open up... s-see what I see... f-f-feel what I feel. *heavy breathing* Understand it... the truth. We must also work to locate issues before they become bigger issues. Find the root of evil and help it become good. For when this happens, crime will go down, and people will not need to be executed and killed. People will not rape, or steal. They will LOOK UP. Look up... it's so simple... we will never be a civilized race until we realized that our SMALL issues aren't important. We need to work together. Perhaps that's why aliens don't publicly talk to us. Perhaps they know we're not ready. We're too savage and too stupid to understand, because right now, we don't understand ourselves, so how can we understand the universe too? Or other races of beings? Stop the issues before they're bigger issues... set phasers to stun, and humanely handle it. *reaches hand out* SAVE US SPOCK, YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE. And Kirk, I'll be the captain for sec *pushes Kirk over*. Scotty to the engine room, we're getting ready for warp. We need McCoy, *touches Kirk's man chest* emmh *looks up*... DAMN IT, Where's Chekov? CHEKOV SIT DOWN. SULU, get us out of here... but first, UHURA, SEND A MESSAGE TO STARBASE, we're going to the thing... Sulu, set course to Pornhub at warp 4. *leans back*
Remember, we're on a speck of dust, floating in an everlasting, perhaps even an ever expanding universe. Our stupid whiny problems aren't as relevant as we think they are, lmfao. Get with the fucking program and accept each other; get over your bullshit and open your eyes.
Nasty Story-> hineninja.livejournal.com/6104…
People I know in real life:
People from GAIA that I know:
My awesome crack friends:
Current Residence: Easley, South Carolina
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Small. FFF
Print preference: Zebra
Favourite genre of music: 80s music, Derp, SCREAMO!!!!!!!! Rock, Pop, Rapish... etc
Favourite photographer: Me C: oh yes.
Favourite style of art: FFF. Funny. Twisted
Operating System: A PENIS.
MP3 player of choice: Green. Samsung
Shell of choice: dude it's a fucking shell D:
Wallpaper of choice: My own shit
Skin of choice: Yours. FFF.
Favourite cartoon character: Itachi, Sasuke, Kisame, Grell, Sebastian
Personal Quote: You just made me shit a rainbow...
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I did thsessss.roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a221644… - roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a221647…
my bro did this--> roxik.com/pictaps/?pid=a221648…