The Epic Foosball ChampionshipAcross a table, Romano and Germany glared at each other, intense hatred blatantly manifest in their eyes. At least, in Romano's eyes, with Germany's just reflecting that INTENSE HATRED OF DOOM."YOU READY TO LOSE THIS-" Romano let out something luckily in Italian which will not be included in this story "-!!?!?!??"Germany's eyes narrowed. "Only if you will be doing the losing.""I WILL FULLY MURDER YOU IN THIS FOOSBALL CHAMPIONSHIP AND BECOME FOOSBALL CHAMPION OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!"Yes. The table was a foosball table. Since this is Hetalia, you should've expected something like that. I mean, it is random, right?Germany cocked an eyebrow. "Say that again, will you? It's all I heard about from you in the past three weeks and yet today you never said it. I was getting worried.""NO ONE GETS WORRIED ABOUT ME AND LIVES!!! Except Spain. And even then, he never comes out alive. Well, actually, he does, BUT ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM AT ALL AND ALL THOSE RUMORS ABPOUT ME HAVING A
Italy's songAnother spoof! This time the original is 'Poker Face' by Lady GaGa... Don't 'sing' the bold words/country names! ---------------------------------Romano:To ma to sauceTo ma to sauceItaly:I wanna wave em' like we do in losing warsHold em' pet em' kick me angry it baby stay with me(I love it)America:Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to startItaly:And after it's been cooked I'll eat the one that's on his partVe, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-veI'll get it hot, show it what i've gotVe, ve, ve, ve, veeee, vee-ve-e-vee-ve-veI'll get it hot, show it what i've gotCan't eat my,Can't eat myNo you can't eat from my pasta plateBTT:he's got to eat the pastaItaly:Can't eat myCan't eat myNo you can't eat from my pasta plateBTT:he's got to eat the pastaItaly:P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plateRomano:To ma to sauceItaly:P-p-p-pasta plate, p-p-pasta plateRomano:To ma to
NaruHina: Blush chapter 7The girls pack in all of their stuffs into the tent while Naruto cleans up after the meal. Naruto can hear some of the girls talking inside the tent.Ino: But it doesn't work that way, Sakura!Naruto cant sleep in the same sleeping bag as Hinata because we don't want any vomit in here and Aru and Miriu barely know the guy! And I don't like him! And besides, he's your team mate. You should be taking care of him! He is not my problem.Naruto: Don't worry. I'll sleep outside tonight.Naruto sticks in his head through the tent.Sakura: But Naruto! I don't want you to sleep out there alone! Tsunade sama said that there's a lot of dangerous ninjas around here. And some of the akatsukies should be somewhere in the neighbourhood too.Ino: But if you worry so much, why not let him sleep with you!? And even so, we'll need a person to guard outside the tent anyways.Hinata: N-Naruto-kun you can sleep with me if you want to. I feel a lot better now.Naruto: Really Hinata? A-are you sure? I
NaruHina: Blush- chapter 10They sit down and have their meal. Everyone is eating except Naruto who's staring into the filled bowl.Sakura: Naruto
aren't you going to eat? Its ramen
you know ichiraku ramen!Naruto stares into the bowl once again and then looks at Sakura.Naruto: I
I cant eat this.The girls stare weirdly at him as he pushes away the bowl.Ino: Ehm Naruto...why is it not...eatable?Naruto: The meatloaf sucked all the soup up!!Naruto starts laughing hysterical and falls over on his back. He starts to pant and tries to get some air. He dries away some tears from his eye and sits up on the log again.Naruto: No but seriously
why DO you have meatloafes here? They can be very dangerous..Ino:
.I don't get it. What meatloaf?
.Naruto sits quiet for a while until a tear runs down from his cheek. And then another one.Miriu: Naruto...are you alright?Aru: I REALLY need to go to the bathroom! I'll go quick! Tell me if I miss something!Aru runs along a sho
NaruHina: Blush chapter 6When the girls walk out of the hot springs area, they find Naruto waiting for them.His back is crouched and his sight is on the ground. He has a bag on his back and the bandages in his hand.Sakura: Do you want me to help you put on the bandages?Naruto: No I'm fine. My wounds need to have some fresh air so I'll leave them off for a while.Ino: Well it isn't going to work with that thick and sweaty jacket of yours, now is it!?Naruto can't help but smile. He pulls the zipper and then takes off the jacket. This time, he has a grey shirt with a red spiral on the front.He kneels down to put his bag on the ground. He puts his jacket and the bandages in it.Naruto: Let's go, Dattebayo!
..They are all walking on a wide trail. Naruto first, followed by the girls who are whispering things to each other.Naruto: So ehm what are you guys talking about?Ino: Private girl stuff.Naruto: okay
Naruto shrugs and slows down a bit to catch up with the girls behind him. Their voices are s